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boner:
1. who or which bones.
2. a blunder; a bad mistake; a silly or stupid mistake.
3. an erect penis.
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
bonARGHs!:
what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about boners.
apocalypse: a disaster; a cataclysmic event.
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
ARGHpocalypse!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about apocalypses.
"ARGHpocalypse!" - says a pirate
a cell phone user who thinks he or she is a famous person.
I overheard that cellebrity next to me talking loudly about one inanity or another, but I should have just ignored it.
air: the apparently open space above the ground; the mass of this substance around the earth.
there: that place.
thair: that place in space.
"Let's go 'thair'." - says an astronaut
diet: the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.
diagnose: to determine the root cause of (a disease).
dietgnose: to determine the root cause of a disease by the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.
"A person was 'dietgnosed' with obesity because of that person's junkfood consumption." - says a satirist
generation: origination by some process, mathematical, chemical, or vital; production; formation; as, the generation of sounds, of gases, of curves, etc
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
Gen-argh-ations!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about generations.
"Gen-argh-ations!" - says a pirate
diversity: the quality of being diverse or different; difference or unlikeness.
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
divARGHsities!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about diversities.
"divARGHsities!" - says a pirate