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When the fomo is too real and you just need to come back and chat with people cause being lonely isn’t any fun.
Person 1: Hey did you see that guy that left?
Person 2: yeah, he’s pulling a j
Has intercourse with the deer animals. 🦌
He is a top and a bottom.
Person 1: hey! leave that deer alone!
Person 2: shh! It’s just Dreaddie, he does that everyday to make him relax, calm down.
When your cousin finally answers your phone call and lets you cum inside her grandma.
Cousin 1: When are we partying!?
Cousin 2: in a few days it will be Alabama friday night!
Cousin 1: oh yeah! I’ll invite my dad!
It’s Sam of course!
She’ll win any competition, any tournament, any guinness world record, she will hang it all! Don’t underestimate the hanging skills she posseses.
Person 1: whos the best picture hanger in the world?
Person 2: that would be Sam!