shaft

1)Nothing, Zero, Zilch
See: the shaft
2) the worse possible situation to be stuck in

1)Everybody else got an nice big bonus check, but Dave got The Shaft.
2) Between getting fired, evicted, arrested, beaten-up, and robbed, this week has been the shaft. Maybe New york isn't the best place for me.

jawja

Redneck slang for 'Georgia', without negative connotation like 'Bama'

You jawja boys are some of the nicest, most respectful southern fellers I's ever met.

potatoe

The proper spelling of the starchy root-vegetable, according to then-vice-president Dan Quayle as he tried to correct a small child in spelling.

<Child> "Potato. P-o-t-a-t-o. Potato."
<DQ> "Thats P-O-T-A-T-O-E you stupid kid!"
<Secret Service Agent> "Uh, Mr. Vice-president, the child was actually correct."
<DQ> "Oh."

Umbra

The complete shadow present during an eclipse.
Surrounded by the Penumbra.

From my vantage point in the helicopter, i could see where the line between the umbra and the penumbra was on the ground.

donkey ballz

The worst possible thing that can be sucked.

That food sucks Donkey Ballz. Lets go get some Taco Bell.

look sharp

1) To pay attention to one's surroundings
2) To dress with style appropriate to the occasion

1) Hey seargant, here come the jerries; Look Sharp!
2) Did you see James in his black and white saddle shoes and Fedora? He really looks sharp.

Space Monkey

A term of endearment for someone from (or having returned from) Space. Usually followed by physical contact such as a tousling of the hair or other more intimate contact, depending on circumstances.
~Source: Richard Dean Anderson

Come here you little space monkey. You're virtually radiating cosmic goodwill.