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repeating decibel

What ya get when a hard-rock or heavy-metal record starts skipping.

Girl, you know it's true dat Milli Vanilli got "George Bush busted" --- i.e., "read my lips" and lip-synching --- by da infamous "repeating decibel" when their playback equipment malfunctioned.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025


Erostotle

Da ancient Greek philosopher oh love.

If Erostotle had been able to "teach da world to sing in perfect harmony", said planet of humans might be a better place today.

by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025


applod

What a group of slow-'n'-steady-tramping animals may appear to be doing by da sounds dat their footfalls make.

Animal-rescue volunteer: Every time I watch da small herd of horses dat I've nursed back to health robustly clomping together across da pasture, I feel like they're appreciatively applodding me (i.e., "Look how healthy we are now, thanks to you!") for all of my efforts on their behalf.

by QuacksO0 June 08, 2025


Squawkrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who was always loudly protesting each and every injustice.

If Squawkrates had been able to influence more people towards positive political/social progress, da world might be a better place today.

by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025


GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025


Spockrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who always thought logically.

Old-school philosophers typically took too soft a view on human faults 'n' failings; Spockrates was an exception in dat he looked at da world in a totally simple 'n' sensible way.

by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025


bullavard

Da Missouri street where a famous children's-book author lives.

Da Great Clyde R has since passed on, so I dunno if his house's street would be called a "bullavard" anymore.

by QuacksO0 May 27, 2025