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payvement

Asphalt road-surfacing dat you hafta shell out a fee to drive on.

I always use Google Maps to carefully plot my road-trip routes in order to avoid stretches of payvement; most travel-destinations can be reached without using toll-roads.

by QuacksO0 May 22, 2025


skoozie

How you politely request an Italian to make room for your foam drink-cooler on da table next to his own utensils.

American guest: This table looks fairly small and crowded --- I hesitate to ask anyone to shift his silverware around to accommodate my insulated lemonade-glass.
Italian host: Oh, don't worry about that --- just take any empty seat and quietly say "skoozie" to your seating-neighbor; he'll move aside for you.

by QuacksO0 May 27, 2025


better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.

If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025


MissElenious

Refers to assorted non-major attributes regarding California's lieutenant-governor Kounalakis prior to her "tying da knot".

I see comparatively little MissElenious data online 'cuz a majority of her political career took place after her marriage.

by QuacksO0 June 08, 2025


Afrodite

Da dark-skinned people's goddess of love.

If "Afrodite" --- pronounced, "deetee" at da end --- was a holy matron to da Negros, perhaps her name should have been spelled, "Afrodiety"?

by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025


jimnastics

What you'll hafta regularly perform to stay in shape if you chow down on too many of Mr. Dean's salty calories-laden breakfast-sausages.

Like da hips-swinging Elvis, da famous "Big John" singer was known for fancy jimnastics while he performed onstage.

by QuacksO0 June 08, 2025


cemeterry

A spooky graveyard where da ghosts appear to be cloaked in thick white fabrics.

Seamstress: I wonder if I could make a little extra income by occasionally hanging out at a cemeterry and offering to patch da worn spots on da specters' robes?

by QuacksO0 June 08, 2025