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canine-communication channeling

Refers to where ya casually "say sumpin' to da dog" in order to less-directly convey said remark to one or more fellow humans within earshot.

A classic example of "canine-communication channeling" would be to tell da family pooch to let a recently-arrived visitor alone so dat he can relax after performing a stressful/exhausting task for you; what you are really meaning is to express regret and gratitude to said weary person for his so-greatly exerting himself on your behalf.

by QuacksO0 June 01, 2025


koalafy

To pass muster regarding whether you are a legitimate fuzzy eucalyptus-leaves eater.

I'm gonna raise tasty aromatic medicinal plants to sell, but I wanna let my "marsupials from down under" friends taste da leaves first to see if they "koalafy" as good "koality".

by QuacksO0 May 27, 2025


Shockrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who was always startling folks wif his momentous pearls of observant wisdom.

Seeing as how Shockrates had such "electrifying" statements to share wif fellow humans, why didn't he become more well-known?

by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025


infantstation

What da unexpected father in da infamous "dallying doctor" joke realized dat he was faced wif when da "spaghetti" letter from Italy informed him dat his nurse had given birth to quadruplets.

In da hilarious "if Firestone made condoms" cartoon, a total infantstation is shown to be gathered on da couch.

by QuacksO0 June 16, 2025


intellygence

Da severely-limited/skewed knowledge dat you acquire if da only source of data you chose/trust is da boob-tube.

Da phrase, "Don't believe everything you see or hear" is good advice if you don't wanna suffer from limited intellygence.

by QuacksO0 June 19, 2025


Waganear

Da model of Jeep dat hearing-dish-flicking Fido prefers.

Once Scooby Doo "wagged an ear" towards a potentially-interesting sound during an investigation, he hastily jumped into his trusty Waganear --- i.e., da famous Mystery Machine van --- and was rapidly driven by Shaggy or Fred in da direction of said auditory anomaly.

by QuacksO0 May 22, 2025


map sensor

An engine-component for a vehicle dat's designed to reduce da number of times dat da clueless macho "nut behind da steering wheel" gets tangled up wif intersections and is therefore obliged to (horrors!) **ask directions**. Similar to an ignition-interlock to prevent inebriated driving, said device checks to see if you have a paper roads-diagram guide wif you, and if none is detected, it refuses to allow da car to power up.

Now dat most newer rides are equipped wif vehicle-navigation systems, there is less need for map sensors.

by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025