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When the weather's hot and sticky,
it ain't no time for dunkin' dicky.
When the frost is on the punkin',
THAT's the time for dicky dunkin'!
Glodsson, Glod - The dwarf horn player of the "Band With Rocks In" from the Terry Pratchett book "Soul Music".
"I can blow anything," said Glod. "Realllly?" said Imp. He sought for some polite comment. "That must make you very popular."
Normally about $50 (US) extra if requested, $50 (US) less if real.
"She said the next time I'm in town it's a freebee, because I gave her a whoregasm."
Oral sex performed on a woman on her period
"He thought it was love when woke up in the morning with a lump in his throat. But when he noticed the string in his mouth, he knew he had his blood wings"
Unique Person. Person who made it up his way going from nothing to something.
Damn Lil' Que is a true made man, I remember when he use to work the block with me.
Past tense of making a major mistake
"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."