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When your quickly trying to find a soulution to a problem using google and your googling things to fast.
Me: oh god my water tank exploded! *starts googlespeeding*
google for some reason: flex tape can fix it!
google the second time: try kicking the water tank?
google the third time: grab a stuffed rhino, shove it up your ass, then shit on the water tank with great velocity.
Me: oh fuck it ill just live with no water.
the way cupboard should be spelled.... like seriously... cup board? its literaly cuboard...
found my dead cat in the cuboard
the best most epic roblox player ever.
sound of the police 12 search that on roblox
If you do not know what to order when you go to a subway, just say ¨subit¨ or ¨subbit¨.
Hello sir/ma´am, may i take your order?
person: No, just subit.
Bruh.
poiuyqwertlkjhgasdfmnbvczx is what you type when your life is basicaly dead.
the section of the dark web where ur mom would be sold
person 1: where can i go buy ur mom?
person 2: on the dork web of course! :)
When you succesfully insult a targeted person in Urban Dictionary, and it gets accepted.
me: looks up friend
definition: a literal ass whole
me: YES HE WAS SUCCESFULLY DICTIONARY´D