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Something I find myself thinking when looking at even the ugliest of women
Ugh! Bit of a gribbler, but I'd hit that...
Austrian psychiatrist, lived 1856-1939. Came up with things like the 'Oedipus complex', where apparently young males can become jealous of the father and want to fuck their own mothers. In my opinion, that could only happen if I were suddenly adopted by one of the Olsen twins... Hey! They're 18 now, it's open season!
If I could go back in time, I would go visit Sigmund Freud and kick him in the balls for being so stupid
Crikey! I now realise that when I wrote the above, those little minx's were still on the jailbait side of their 18th birthday... I'm utterly utterly ashamed of myself!
I blame Sigmund Freud, because he was a cunt!
Fuck you, Sigmund Freud!
A sweet tasting yet extremely lethal concoction which leaves you with a blue-green tongue if you drink enough of it.
It consists of:
- 1 shot vodka
- 1 shot gin
- 1 shot bacardi
- 1 shot white tequila
- 1 DASH blue curaçao
- 1 DASH cointreau (don't over-do this or else it tastes nasty)
- 1 can of redbull
Pour over crushed ice in a pint glass and enjoy
I once drank 6 pints of Bullfrog and passed out
A language that Papa Lazarou occasionally speaks in
Autom... sprow. Cana... tik bana! Sandwol... but no sera smee?
A mythical place where the Fuckistani people live
I don't know where Fuckistan is, but it's there, somewhere...