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Hershey’s

The definitive chocolate brand. If you had to look this up, you are VERY stupid.

I could REALLY go for some Hershey’s right now.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021


guys

Typically a gender-neutral term by YouTubers simply used to group up all viewers, and greet them as one, big group used like this: Hey guys..and so on. Some think it is offensive, but this argument can be defeated in two ways.

1: If so, then why do so many people use it?
2: Girls typically have no problem with this.
3: Saying guys and girls is oddly strange.

Hey guys!
2: Hey, that’s not gender neutral!
3: Please stfu.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 04, 2021


The sun

The seemingly infinite spherical object in the center of our solar system responsible for over 99% of it’s mass. It provides, light and heat for all objects to enjoy. Due to it’s mass, it throws around all of the planets, asteroids and sad little Pluto. It can fit over one hundred Earths in it.

The sun is hotter than that hot pocket.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 08, 2021


Froggo

What every person who loves frogs calls them. Don’t act like you haven’t seen or heard someone use it. That would be lying to me, and yourself.

Person 1: Oh, cool, a frog.
Person 2: OMG, a froggo!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021


Cat

A gift by god domesticated by humans long ago. They are quite sneaky and there’s one outside my home who comes by every Friday. They are also liked by desperate teens, but cats are above that level anyway.

I just got a cat!
2: You mean a furry fruit?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 04, 2021


jk

An abbreviation for what you say when you make the biggest verbal mistake ever to one of your friends.

Person 1: Hey, your shoes suck.
Person 2: Huh!?
Person 1: jk lol.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 04, 2021


Time

An artificial construct made by Homo sapiens for the simple reason of understanding the common phenomenon as time. It is going by, faster than you can read this definition. It is infinite, yet precious. Limitless, but should be used to it’s maximum.

What time is it?
Time to get a watch, Jerry.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 04, 2021