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An artificial construct made by Homo sapiens for the simple reason of understanding the common phenomenon as time. It is going by, faster than you can read this definition. It is infinite, yet precious. Limitless, but should be used to it’s maximum.
What time is it?
Time to get a watch, Jerry.
You’re cool, or you’re a bitch about it.
They think they’re better for not harming animals, but they really aren’t.
1:Are all vegan people jerks?
2: No, some are cool people?
3: Hey, don’t ya think we all are cool peope?
1,2 4: No.
If you don’t watch it, don’t act like it, as we know the only joke you know is Pickle Rick, retard.
Bro, did you see Episode 4 of season 5?
Yeah, strangest Rick and Morty episode ever.
Popular food from Italy, yellow in color. In Italy, true Italians are likely to berate you for cutting it’s cousin, spaghetti. If it’s green, like in the gif below(photosensitivity warning,) then I have no idea what it is.
Mama Mia! What are you doing to my pasta?
The emoji is apparently funny. that’s dumb. Also the second letter in the alphabet, ya doof!
An “adult life simulator” available on PC, and mobile. A free game where you could live many lives, and do whatever. Except crime.