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Nintendo Switch

The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.

The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021


Catgirl

Sadly a mix of a cat and a human female that males find sexually attractive. In my opinion, they kinda look disgusting, but I can say that here, right? Anyways, they are typically used in anime and strange artwork for the pleasure of men. Help the human race, because people actually like these. The GIF below is a depiction of how the look.

1:Catgirls are kind of hot.
2: Please tell me you’re joking.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 05, 2021


Shrek

The movie of gods.

Shrek is our lord and savior.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 04, 2021


weewoo

the police are coming, and they are cranky because I have all of the donuts

“weewoo! Police coming through!” says the adolescent man child.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 05, 2021


Fortnite

A popular battle royale game released in 2017 by Epic Games. It has over 1,000,000 concurrent players, and is all over the popular sharing platform YouTube. Most professional gamers quit a long time ago to issues such as a toxic community, repetitive gameplay, and unfair advantages to some players.
Most think it sucks nowadays.

Guy 1: Wanna play some Fortnite later?
Guy 2: It’s not 2017, the game sucks.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 05, 2021


Obamaprism

Obama pyramid. Got da whole squad laughing/

Obamaprism.

Yes.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021


Speed of light

Time it takes for simps to DM Pokimane.

Girl 1:Girl, he messaged me back at the speed of light!
Girl 2: Girl, he just desperate.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 08, 2021