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SpongeBob

Your childhood.

SpongeBob. No more. No needed context. It’s your childhood, and mine. If you haven’t watched it, then your parents couldn’t afford cable, or you live under a rock. Oh, sorry Patrick!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 04, 2021


Sugar

Looks like crack, but legal, widely available. Also, every child is a sugar addict. Prepares them for actual drugs. And sugar is way more effective, because it is in every food you can consume, so simply eating can get you high on this shit.

Bro, my little brother can’t stop eating sugar straight from the bag.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021


SSBU

Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, abbreviated as such. It is widely regarded as one of the best in the franchise, despite the story mode, titled “World of Light” being hated by most players for it’s confusing endings, wacky system and frustratingly complex method of just about anything you can thing of that exists in this mode. Despite that, many enjoy the game, and has 250,000 concurrent players, at the very least.

Man, SSBU’s story kinda sucks.
Yeah.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 04, 2021


Man

A lifeform known as a homo-sapien who has male characteristics such as having a pp lol, who’s purpose is to be born, bring joy, reproduce, and die. They typically are stereotyped to have more aggression and worse behavior, but gender, unlike what is typically thought, doesn’t drastically affect these attributes. They also are stereotyped by having small reproductive organs, mainly by women, and occasionally, ironically by themselves. They are seen as inferior by feminists, but both genders are required for the continuation of our species. Males aren’t inferior, and neither are women. Don’t think one is better, you insignificant spec on this dying jawbreaker with a nice hot, core.

Person 1: Dude, why is that man walking like that?
Person 2: Probably drunk out of his mind.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021


welp

A word commonly used when a person is aware of something that wasn’t very good, and is okay with that.

Welp, looks like I got tetanus.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 12, 2021


PlayStation

You love it or you hate it. It’s better than mobile, I’ll say that.

I really want the new PlayStation!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021


Twitter

A very popular social media account designed for simple sharing access. Now, it is a toxic environment, where sharing minuscule opinions can get you forcefully excluded from groups of people, due to disagreement.

Bro, Twitter is just a shitshow nowadays.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 05, 2021