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Walking around with your cock hanging out your unzipped shorts or pants.
One night after taking a piss in the alley, I decided to keep it out and walk the dog.
An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
Where you go to drop a Deuce - the bathroom.
Person 1: Where's John? Our meeting's about to start.
Person 2: He went to the casino.
a long, gassy day due to a recent meal's digestion.
Ugh! Last night's chilli cook-off is causing today's air train...I can't stop farting!
The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.
Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!
Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.
a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off
Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!
An updated term for "in the closet" thanks to Idaho Senator Larry Craig.
This is either a closeted homosexual or closeted bi-curious, typically religious and/or Republican living in denial.
girl 1: "Hey, he's kinda cute."
girl 2: "Hells ya, but I've heard he's in the stall...in the stall to get some ball."