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A complete asshole. Deserves the death penalty.
Hold on, this little peice of shit just cut me off on the interstate! Can I legally open fire?!
Who is the person who cut you off?
I don't know, some dick in a new corvette.
The text you get when she is angry, suspicious, clingy, or bored. If you get this text, it is physically impossible to know what it is about.
*Notification sound*Her: Hey
Me: Hey
Because even in the most restricted enviroment, humans will still find a way to kill each other.
I made a prison shank back in 08 after getting verdict of "guilty."
Apparently some other inmate stole it, because it was gone the next day.
The last words of some rednecks.
Hey guys, watch this!
Dammit Bill, are you really at it again?!
*explosion*
A reverse lar auntie! What are you waiting for? Aiyoh, why you go forward again? reverse lar!
Reeeverse lar, reveeerse lar, reverse reverse reverse reverse, just reeeverse! Haiyoh! You drive Lexus RX200 and you don't know how to reverse! The whole kampong waiting for YOU! -impasian
The only country where everything wants to kill you.
Some guy dissolved in a lake in australia. Apparently the PH level was larger than my phone number.
The continent/country where everything wants to brutally kill you.
My friend visited Australia last summer. He got bit by 27 snakes, went into shock, got torn in half by an alligator, then finally died from heatstroke.