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Someone addicted to playing with their own nipples
Sally "My nips are rubbed raw and bleeding"
Tina "I'm telling you, girl. I think you're a nipaholic"
Sally "Maybe I should find a support group..."
The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
A mole that sticks off of the skin that looks as thought it will just "roll" off of the person if someone gently massages the mole in a circular motion. Roll moles are very unattractive, and tend to appear on old people- especially in the neck area. Roll moles are a distant relative to skin tags.
Person 1: "Did you see that roll mole on that bitch?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man. It seriously looks like it is going to just roll off of her neck!"
Person 1: "For real! You couldn't pay me enough to massage that shit!"
A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.
Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”
Allie:” NO! What happened?!”
Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”
Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
A woman with a handshake stronger than most men. Women with a manshake should not be crossed lightly, as they take no shit, and they probably have more balls than the average men. Women who have a manshake have great character, and are going places.
John:Damn, did she shake your hand?
Chad:Yeah, I made the mistake of being a wet noodle. That woman has a manshake.
John:Yeah, that woman is going places.
When you're having sex with a guy and you randomly sing "Jason Derulo" loud enough for your roommate to hear so she doesn't feel lonely. Singing Jason Derulo's name also confuses the said sex partner into automatic orgasm.
Brooke : "I Derulo'd him so hard last night"
Rae:"I know, thank you for thinking of me. Glad you got some, though."
The cringeworthy action someone takes when they believe their life is cooler than it really is.
Leah:"Yeah, I was really digging that guy"
Rae:"What happend?!"
Leah:"Facebook Live.."
Rae:*Cringe*