When you see someone you have never seen before
When someone jumps off a 4 story building
"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."
a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.
also nice dick bro
it wont
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
something i rarely say since i never do my hw
"im done with my hw" "no one reading this will ever give a fuck"
something i just asked myself and i just realised it was due 30 mins ago. ima kill myself bruh
why am i doing this instead of hw im literally still doing this shit
what you use to fucking walk dumbo
oh shit bob got his legs fucking cut off by his dead mother! a dumb sentence i took 2 minutes to think about to show you how stupid you are for taking the time to open up urban dictionary and searched up what the fuck a leg is. might as well cut it off you don't deserve it if you don't know what the hell it is