Armchair Detective

An idiot who reads a news story somewhere online such as Yahoo or Facebook and is quick to make a comment about the case coming up with a conclusion without any evidence of their own and/or disregarding the facts reported.

Shut the fuck up you dumb ass armchair detective. Learn how to read and let the facts come out before you open your stupid mouth.

Dweebster

Someone who accepts and is proud of being a dweeb, as well as a nerd, geek, dork, etc. They are so foolishly uncool but they are cool because they don't care and feel intelligent, and actually they hate cool people.

I'm a Dweebster because I loved reading the lord of the rings novels but I hate the movies.