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n. Name for a person standing in a toilet cubicle and taking it so hard up the sphincter that the pleasure they endure causes them to bite down on the windowsill in front.
Often refers to homosexual males, much like pillow biter, it can also refer to any person where the server is going in dry.
"Dave is such a sill chewer, he minces around town in a boob tube"
"What are you looking at sill chewer!"
n. The bodily feature where a woman's lower abdomen and vulva extend outward due to the woman's obesity.
Generally the condition is predominant on older, fat women. The idea is that the gut and the cunt merge and protrude outwards.
Gunts can be hazardous in preventing the deployment of airbags in cars.
To check if you have a gunt:
1. Place both hands out in front of you.
2. Bend wrists and face palms towards the face and make sure tips of middle fingers touch.
3. Slowly begin by bringing your hands down towards a vertical position at the waist.
4. After bringing the hands down 60 degrees, if they become obstructed or continue to caress the stomach for the remanding 30 degrees, (without changing the configuration of your hands in Step 2) then you have a gunt.
"Check out that woman in KFC, what a disgusting Gunt"
"Sorry lady, if you want to go on another date, your going to have to get on the treadmill and lose the gunt"
"If it wasn't for Cheryls gunt getting in the way of the airbag, she would still be alive today"
When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.
Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.
These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
n. BHSc
Professional person, qualified in performing a negrotomy.
Negrotomists are responsible for maintaining a regular and fluid application of negrolysis.
Negrotomists are referred on for a negrotomy by a negrologist.
"The negrotomist will give you an initial application of 2-5-6 Delta-Hydride Moxytrophaline Helix then proceed with the electrical genotypical administration."
"I qualified from A.U.T. as a negrotomist in 1997"
Green Lake is a lake situated in Rotorua, New Zealand, resting between Blue Lake, and Lake Tawarewa. The Maori name for the lake is Lake Rotokakahi.
Another alternative name for Green Lake is the 'Lagua del Theviere', or translated literally into the 'Lake of Thieves'. This name was given by the Spanish explorer, Pedro Martinez III in 1812, who named it after the Maori people, who are essentially thieves, burglars, and robbers.
Currently, taxpayers are not allowed easy access to Green Lake because of the Maoris. However this is not a major problem as access would cause victimisation to the taxpayer, by way of theft, robbery, rape, graffiti and whinging about Tangater Fenua.
"Hey, I went down to the Lagua del Theviere the other day"
"The Green Lake?"
"Yes, hence why I have no shoes, empty pockets and a black eye"
- noun, plural: -ties
1. The state or quality of being in conformity with Negroid sub-species.
2. Attachment to or observance of Negroid characteristics.
3. Usually, negralities. A duty or obligation imposed by Negroid characteristics.
"The negrality of that gentleman is a cause of great concern."
"The negrality of that person is supposedly Zulu."
A word used to describe a particular style of tracksuit trousers. Although the trouser is not specific in any brands or manufacturers, it details a 100% cotton trouser, often with a fleece like insert.
What distinguishes a maori puff tracksuit from any other tracksuit trouser is the large, thick puffy, up most part of the trouser where the elastic runs and drawstring is contained. The puff generally has a width of about 4 centimetres and has a depth of about 2 centimetres. The puffs length is determined by the size of the garment, and runs full circumference.
The name maori puff can be drawn from them being typically worn by Mãori people and also Tropical persons. Mostly found in a flecked grey or faded green colour.
Can be used as a pronoun or noun, or adjective.
Pronoun:"The offender was definitely wearing a pair of Maori Puffs"
Noun: "The offender was definitely wearing some Maori Puff tracksuit trouser"
Adjective: "Hi, do these pants come in Maori Puff?"