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When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."
"John- it's not looking good out here."
"Jebsy, what does it-"
"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."
"Shit, got it."
Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.
Possibly the most scary type of amogus ever, if you see it you're gonna f**king die
"Oh hey john how you doing"
"a b o m i n a t i o n o g u s."
"Wh-"
Abominationogus - massive oversized amogus figure with atleast 20 visors, a taste for death and destruction
A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.
"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"
(Loud booing)
"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"
"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"
"I'd prefer the former."
"Same."
"Hey, y'all hear that?"
"Oh hey it's the shooter!"
The end. They never did their I-ready.
not a good thing
if you actually get one:
seek shelter inside as soon as you can
get to the middle-most room of that building
wait it out, and watch the news on your phone if you can
The National Weather Service has issued a TORNADO WARNING for you area. Locations impacted include, (locations)
"Oh, shit, Dane, what do we do?"
"I don't know, uh, read the Urban Dictionary article on it?"
"Great idea!"
Dane and Robert later got sucked up by a tornado
prob like the best shit on youtube
- makes you sleep
- GOOSEBUMPS
- idk
- sexy thumbnails
- not loud
- im 99% sure there is asmr of everything you want, whether it be makeup, a haircut, having sex, eating chalk, or committing genocide, the asmr community's got your back
"hey, david"
"sup"
"so- like, im getting into asmr and since you listen to asmr a lot whats the best sorta trigger ig"
"i think its haircuts or smthin"
"alr cool"
"you can be creative tho"
"alr"
A statement of pure, raw, and utter disbelief. Usually used when you see something absolutely fucking cursed and you can't think of anything asides from "Jesus Fucking Christ."
"So, bro. Did you hear about the whole accident where that kid blew up an entire fucking supermarket?"
"..."
"Bro, you okay?"
"Jesus Fucking Christ.
(meewwwwww)
"hi herbert"
herbert does a cute meow
hi herbert - the act of greeting a cute kitten who is named "herbert". he is very cute and he is white so he blends in with snow.