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When your trying to get your penis into a girl and her vagina is too dry so you just sneak it in her ass.
Steve (to himself): ahhhhh god it's dry!
Dominique: ooo baby put it in
Steve (to himself): I know I will just sneak in the back door!
Fitzy: stevie give me the punters pub next
Somehow who pimps out development resources like a boss.
John : Hey chooch you need some sweet front end dev work?
Matt : How much?
John : 2 days with my resource, anything you need. 85/hr
Matt : Alright, its a deal.
----Later
John : Yo, Lisa you are needed for some front end work downtown, 2 days a week.
Lisa : Come on Johnny...I need to smoke up and vacuum my walls.
John : Don't make me pimp slap you! Move!
Lisa : Friggin Code Pimp!
When you and four of your friends are tag teaming a girl and you all shoot your own shot but then play your own balls into the hole.
"Hey Shamus! Did you and Karl run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea brother, Karl started in first and then we both played our balls into the hole." - Shamus
"Whoa" - Larry
When you and four of your friends are with a girl and one person shoots his shot first and then you all play your own balls into the hole.
"Hey Shamus, did you the boys run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea man, Karl played his shot first and then we all played our balls into the hole!" - Shamus
"Whoa bro, huzzah!" - Larry
When you are running in the hills of Newton and stop at Mt. Alverina street and slam the water stop Mom in the back of her minivan. You finish up with some swedish fish.
Runner 1 : "Hey where is the next water stop?"
Runner 2 : "I think it is at Mt. Alverina street"
Runner 1 : "Siiiick...I am gonna Mt. Alvzzz this broad in front of us"
Runner 2 : "Nice kid. Save me some swedish fish."
Mom : "Hey team..good job"
Similar to an "Irish Exit", the Costello Cut-out involves leaving a party or social gathering without saying goodbye, but shuffling your feet on the way out.
Gary : Hey where did Johnny Boy go?
Mike : I don't know, he was just here laughing and having fun. Then he disappeared.
--30 minutes later--
Gary : I think he gave us the Costello Cut-out.
Mike : Yea, shuffled right out on us.
To have sex with a girl and before she wakes up in the morning you take a shit in her shoes.
"Hey dude, I gave that girl the stinky talbots last night!"