Sister Hazel

The polar opposite of the above definition.

"Kyle was SO wrong about Sister Hazel...I mean, come on. They suck."

bobfather

noun - The lord and savior.

AKA. PIMP, PLAYER, HITCH, VELVET SENZON and .COM

He is our Bobfather. He is the Bobfather of all the ladies...

sherardo

One who has a story that can one up all. Unknowingly makes a complete dick of him/herself.

I work with a complete sherardo

www

the only nine-syllable letter

www.unicycle.com <<<<<

Stefan Beater

A large, (sometimes blunt), object that is commonly used to clobber stefan. Often is in the from of a hockey stick.

Stefan came knockin' on my door at 3am so I hauled out my stefan beater and went on a mission.

you send me

#1 Hit for Sam Cooke in 1957.

It describes a feeling of love so deep, it takes you to another world.

Darling you send me
I know you send me
Darling you send me
Honest you do, honest you do

Ass chowder

Matt Pandiscios ass excrement after a night of Chili

When Matt ate Sashas cooking out came the ass chowder