situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.
Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."
(n.) A person that pops the collar of their polo shirt and tries to look cool, then says random shit in class and goes "yeah I said it," in another vain attempt to look cool. Threatens to beat people up. Is very very gay.
Did you see that Glod over there? He popped his collar and yelled a bunch of random shit about Wu-Tang clan. That kid needs to eat it.
To fake drinking large quantities when you're really just tilting the bottle back without consuming
Dave never gets drunk because he ponylips his beer.
A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.
Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.
Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!
how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!
A strange combination of fruit and cookies in the same family of a Fig Newton only much less popular and invented by a jerk.
In my diet I am allowed 2 "frookies" for dessert, whoopdie doo!