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double dicker

situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.

Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."

by Rob February 16, 2003


Soroka

New Jersey way of life.

"you Vickaz....SHUTUP!"

by Rob November 07, 2004


Glod

(n.) A person that pops the collar of their polo shirt and tries to look cool, then says random shit in class and goes "yeah I said it," in another vain attempt to look cool. Threatens to beat people up. Is very very gay.

Did you see that Glod over there? He popped his collar and yelled a bunch of random shit about Wu-Tang clan. That kid needs to eat it.

by Rob May 20, 2004


ponylip

To fake drinking large quantities when you're really just tilting the bottle back without consuming

Dave never gets drunk because he ponylips his beer.

by Rob May 01, 2003


StiffNeck

A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.

Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.

Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!

how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!

by Rob December 19, 2004


FROOKIE

A strange combination of fruit and cookies in the same family of a Fig Newton only much less popular and invented by a jerk.

In my diet I am allowed 2 "frookies" for dessert, whoopdie doo!

by Rob October 11, 2004


dowager

a cutie.

what's up dowager!

by rob April 07, 2004