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What you look like when you cum, your cum face
A scarecrow
A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to annouce it)
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A drinking game played by very drunk squaddies in one of them shits into a sock then players gather around a table and rest their chins on the edge of it, the sock is beaten on the centre of the table by the shitwhacker 10 times. The winner is the player with the most "freckles" on their face.
" I need a shit....fancy a game of freckles "
" fuck off you sick bastard....ask me in 10 beers time "
A stupid inbred who has nothing going for her
To talk without engaging your brain
To express an opinion on a subject you know fuck all about
To be a total fuckwit
To become famous purely by being annoyingly stupid
Also see Kerry Katona 5ive Jordan Peter Andre
knock knock....who's there....Jade Goody....Jade Goody who?
well...thats show business
" Indians are thin cos they can't cook properly....Oh my god you can see me kebab" from How the fuck did I get famous by Jade Goody
A footballer or other person in the public domain who fucks around behind his wifes/fiancees back and gets caught doing so. also see Ashley Cole Teddy Sheringham
"Howay man, I can't believe you've thrown away our marraige for the sake of a cheap slapper, heres your ringback...I'm off to LA"
To masturbate whilst laying on a bed and attempt to ejaculate out of the window onto a passerby. Also see Chappers
" Lets lay here, chasing cars, on our own " Snow Patrol
Known as Stevenage until 2001 this sub-suburb of London is the spiritual hub of Chavism. Chavs and Chavettes from all over the UK amass here every weekend and gather at the Leisure Park to chant the name of their god Init.
" Oh my god Init blood you going to Pulse in Chavenage me holy mecca safe "
The son of a whore, someone who plays with shit.
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore