Shmon

errrr well me and my mate say it when we are pissed or walking along the street.

Shmon man!
Shmon u idiot

Your such a shmon

Shmon die plz

derp

a stoner or a retard

Goll that guy is such a derp!

bomb diggady

The zenith of stupid bullshit phrases us asshole teens use. The term "Bomb Diggady" is used to describe something of absolute awesome and/or coolness.

"Damn, turkey subs are the bomb diggady."

Jib

To snowboard on something other than snow... logs, grass... etc.

"We jibbed the woods today"

shithoused

really, really drunk

I can't drive right now because I drank twelve beers and I'm shithoused.