derp

a stoner or a retard

Goll that guy is such a derp!

spoog

when a girl has her period

"O man, my women just spooged on me"

bomb diggady

The zenith of stupid bullshit phrases us asshole teens use. The term "Bomb Diggady" is used to describe something of absolute awesome and/or coolness.

"Damn, turkey subs are the bomb diggady."

Jib

To snowboard on something other than snow... logs, grass... etc.

"We jibbed the woods today"

shithoused

really, really drunk

I can't drive right now because I drank twelve beers and I'm shithoused.