Microsofty

1. Adjective. Characterizes software (from any publisher) that has an inherent random nature in quality, reliability, or interface consistency.

2. Adjective. Describes situations where software pauses mysteriously to perform some unknown action, preventing the user from interacting with it or the system as a whole. Most frequently unrelated to the user's actions and depending on the duration, invokes fits of mouse circling or key tapping in order to "get the system's attention".

1. "See? When I open it on my system the table of contents lists all the page numbers as 2," Sophia complained. "Okay, well this microsofty piece of crap did it when I opened it this morning - it's just 'cause you're standing there that its working now."

2. Joe said, "Let me add you to my contacts ... uh, wait, my email's gone all microsofty." He whips his mouse around in rapid, angry circles. "C'mon, c'mon. What the hell is it ... okay, here we go."

Relationslip

1) A relationship entered too quickly or without enough forethought; further reflection leads to regret and sometimes panic.

2) A time when you suspect your partner is spending too much time out with friends, feeding egos or insecurities at bars or other meat markets (i.e., the beginning of the end).

Pablo sighed with relief, hanging up the phone after breaking the relationslip he'd committed after only two sexually charged dates.

Larry realized he was in the midst of a relationslip when Kiko stopped answering her cellphone every time she was out with friends.