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My roommate is such a moth-head; I caught him scavenging moth-balls and rat poison in the attic at five in the morning.
The South American beast-of-burden renowned for its fine wool and hairlip. A defeated Llama yields 2000 gold pieces and 150 experience points.
Ryan used the Llama's spit as lubricant because his peruvian escort had a dry cooter.
1. A baby born with the HIV, because its mama had a smelly cooter.
2. A rich kid crying about something unimportant.
1. Tamiqua popped an AIDS baby out of her birth canal.
2. Ryan started crying like an AIDS baby after he got stabbed in the face.
A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.
Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got a brain-donor card?
Young dready: A brain-donor card? What the fuck is that?!
The number one cause of vaginal tearing resulting in bad days for both women and men.
My cooter hurts; I thought I told you to trim the fingernail on your poker finger.
A donkey punch which is performed at the top of a staircase or water slide.
Thud! Thud! Thud!
Concerned Dad: What's all the commotion?!
Ryan: Sorry, sir. I just gave your daughter a pink toboggan.
Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.
Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.