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When you use a females asshole as can whistle to create a high pitch sound resultant of the air circulating the insides of her stomach.
Damn Bro, I gave this girl a Tennessee Leaf-blower last night and now she won't stop banging me!
When you "accidentally" nut your friend's Chocolate and Caramel Cream Frappuccino from Starbucks and he does not notice and downs the whole thing.
"Haha I just gave Sarah a Milwaukee Milkshake!" "Will she get pregnant from that?"
When a toothless whore with only three limbs, usually called Sloppy Sue, donates her body for up coming tattoo artist to practise on her body as a canvas. In return she is given a weekly allowance of $2 American Dollars.
"Damn man I haven't had a customer in a while" "You got 2 dollars?" "Yeah!" "You should get yourself a Minneapolis Sketch-Book!"
A product mainly bought by hookers and over-evaluated teens. If the former it is used to prevent friction from wearing down the knees of hookers when giving BJ's, if the latter it is used as hair gel and pussy repellant.
"Fuck my knees hurt!" "You know what you need!" (in unison) "NASHVILLE KNEE GREASE!"
Using a consenting Minion from Despicable Me as a fleshlight.
"Works been busy lately" "Yeah I need a Cheeto Puff Pipe!"
Using two oiled up midgets, preferably Mexican, and using them to slide along floors and clean up messes.
Used mainly in the kitchen and at Porn Shoots to clean up stray lines of spunk.
"Holy Fuck!" "It's everywhere" "I need a Kentucky Nugget Wash right FUCKIN NOW!
When someone, usually male, takes a fatal amount of laxatives and starts to shit out his intestines, a technique my dominatrix taught me (her name is Barbara).
"When you're feeling bonged up just turn into a San Francisco Slushie!" "I think imma die!"