milf in training

An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.

See Britney Spears

Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"

What a stupid whore.

slk

One of many two door roadsters out there for middle aged men who are going through their midlife crisis.

When Bob noticed he was developing a bald spot, the first thing he did was run out to his local Mercedes Benz dealer, and buy himself an expensive SLK roadster.

Esc

The "escape" key. It, like, closes windows, or programs, or something like that. Often used in vain by computer illiterate school teachers to somehow fix a frozen computer.

- "Mrs. So-and-so!"
- "Yes?"
- "I think my computer froze."
*teacher walks over*
- "Hmmm...."
*teacher repeatedly taps the "Esc" key*
- "Well, I'm not sure what's wrong. Just go to another computer."
- "But I'm in the middle of an assignment!"
- "Well, tough shit!"

bum floss

n. {Slang} - see butt floss, g string

"your bum floss is showing, pull up your pants."

Tipper Gore

The spawn of Satan. A stupid, uptight (surprizingly liberal) bitch, and wife of Al Gore, who has nothing better to do than to try and destroy America.

(The other definitions are better)

Tipper Gore is the spawn of Satan! >_<

obesity

A just punishment for over eating.

Obesity is the price you pay for being a lazy ass.

SafeSearch is off

Turns Google into the best way to find porn. :D

Go into the Search Preferences, and disable the "SafeSearch".