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Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
Sammy: Forget french kissing..have you ever experienced the aussie kiss? ;)
The curling of ones toes at the point of orgasmic climax, thus replicating the turned up shoes of a court jester.
Scott: Did you give the missus one last night?
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!
Nick: What's wrong Sammy?
Sammy: Call Agent Mulder, I think I have the case of the X Piles
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.
Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
Nick: Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck
Very short skirt, only an inch from the *hare*.
Nick: Check the hottie in the greyhound
Sammy: OMG! I can see her pubes!
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
Nick in bathroom: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"
Sammy: Haha sounds like Nick is having a monkey bath!
An over zealous act of cunnilingus which leaves the victim's privates feeling as if she's just gone 5 rounds with jackie chan.
Sammy: Ugghhh I surrender
Nick (downunder): I knew you were no match for my tongue fu!