Adam Ant

To inscribe a white line across a ladies face using ones naughty paintbrush,in a style reminiscent of the briefly popular eighties highwayman' make up.

Sammy: What the heck are you doing?
*Nick wields his shooting schlong like a paintbrush all over Sammy's face
Nick: I'm giving you an Adam Ant baby!

Crafty Fisherman

A Hermaphrodite, ie, one who carries round a spare set of tackle.

Sammy: Do you think Tom will get lucky tonight?
Nick: Tom gets lucky every night..he's a crafty fisherman!
Sammy: OMG!

Titanic

A lady who goes down first time out.

Nick: Hmmmm you suck like the Titanic
Sammy: And you blow like an asthmatic!