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BMW

"Bavarian Motor Works": Pretentious German-built automobile popularized by yuppies in the early 1980s. Despite so-so build quality and inordinately expensive repair costs, newer models continue to be popular among self-absorbed people, although Hummers are now giving them stiff competition. Older models are finding a new popularity among posers and can often be found these days on blocks in front of mobile homes and in Walmart parking lots.

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has his pricks on the outside.

by Samurai Sam September 29, 2006


Nigger fortune cookie

A piece of corn bred with a food stamp baked in the middle of it.

Otis, look at Leroy. He done got himself a nigger fortune cookie on his way back from the liquor store!

by Samurai Sam September 15, 2006


Redwhitencrue

Moronic shit for brains.

I just stepped in a pile of redwhitencrue.

by Samurai Sam September 12, 2006


Toby Keith

Untalented country douchebag who saw a vast untapped market in making CDs full of songs exploiting American troops and advocating extreme nationalism and selling them to uninformed, educated assholes who incorrectly equate patriotism with jingoism and unquestionable loyalty to the Bush administration.

After finding out that being a shill for the Bush administration made him more money than doing commercials for Ford trucks and 10-10-220 he recorded even more such songs, becoming even more of a sellout than he was before that time. He also shot his mouth off with unwarranted and unwelcome comments about the Dixie Chicks, who are better Americans and better patriots than he could ever think of becoming.

Toby Keith is a loudmouthed, ingorant piece of shit.

by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006


BULLSHIT ARTIST

1) Republican politician.
2) Conservative talk show host or author.
3) Fox News employee.

Did you listen to Dubya's State of the Union Message last night? What a bullshit artist!

by Samurai Sam September 12, 2006


Oliver North

Pseudo-patriotic sack of right wing monkey shit who was the errand boy/bagman in the Iran-Contra scandal, a right wing scheme in which arms were illegally sold to a hostile country and the profits used to fund a war in South America for which Congress specifically forbade tax dollars to be used. Convicted of lying to Congress, for which his military pension was revoked, his conviction was later overturned on appeal due to a technicality by a partisan judge. Later became a talk show host and ran unsuccessfully for U.S. Senate. Still regarded by the right wing of American politics as a hero, this lowlife will be forever associated with criminal wrongdoing and jinogism disguised as patriotism.

Oliver North is a disgrace to the United States Marine Corps and the United States of America.

by Samurai Sam September 29, 2006


styrocen

1. Dumbass who knows nothing about music...after all, only a dumbass would call the Beatles overrated yet be obsessed with Linkin Park.

2. Another name for excrement.

1. Styrocen wouldn't know good music if it bit him in the ass.

2. Be careful, my dog left a big pile of Styrocen on the sidewalk.

by Samurai Sam October 02, 2006