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venus

Second movement in Gustav Holst's famous suite "The Planets" entitled "Venus, the Bringer of Peace." Perhaps the most beautiful of the seven, with violin, cello, and french horn solos.

"Venus, the Bringer of Peace," second movement of "The Planets." Depicts the sheer beauty of the goddess.

by Saturn's problem child January 30, 2008


one time at band camp

One of the funniest movie lines ever; people use it for everything now. Originally from the sex-crazed movie "American Pie," one of the best movies ever!

There was this one time at band camp, I had to kis a girl who played the trombone, so you can just imagine that...

by Saturn's Problem Child May 12, 2008


eddie guerrero

Eddie Guerrero was one of the greatest wrestlers in the WWE. He'd make you laugh, cry, piss your pants, want to kill him at times, lol. Whether you loved him or hated him, you had to respect him for living the crazy life of lying, cheating, and stealing.

Then came that fateful day in 2005, when his past steroid usage caught up to him and took his life away. So sad, :'-(

Eddie Guerrero will be missed by all of the WWE Superstars, and by all of us, his fans, his family.

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero 1967-2005

VIVA LA RAZA!

THANKS FOR SO MANY GREAT MEMORIES. WE LOVE YOU AND WE MISS YOU.

I can't believe Eddie Guerrero died yesterday!

I know, that is SO fucked up!

He still had so far to go, and it was taken away from him just like that!

RIP

by Saturn's Problem Child February 18, 2008


camel toe

Simply put, it's is a pussy wedgie

She has a frontal wedgie, a camel toe!

by Saturn's Problem Child April 16, 2008


telekinesis

"Thought to be the ability to move or to cause changes in objects by force of the mind."

- "Carrie" 1976

Don't you sometimes wish you had telekinesis?

Yeah, then I could make people think the place was haunted!

by Saturn's Problem Child February 22, 2008


bloody hell

The British equivalent of our terms of anger, surprise, etc.

Such as: "Oh, my God!" "Holy shit!" "What the fuck?!" "Whoa!" "Damn!"

Mandy: The worst news! I just heard Eddie Guerrero died.

Danielle: Bloody hell! Are you serious

Mandy: Yeah....

(They embrace each other crying.)

by Saturn's Problem Child February 18, 2008


theodore long

The General Manager of SmackDown!

"Holla holla holla!"

-Theodore Long

by Saturn's Problem Child February 18, 2008