Greenwood CTC

Summer camp for Canadian air cadets in Greenwood, Nova Scotia. There, walking on what patchy grass they have is roughly equivalent to high treason, and the prescience of a large asphalt Tarmac right next to the camp makes the temperature always seem about 20 degrees hotter than the devil's ass-crack. Place of extensive hedonism and lechery, and home to an apocalyptic number of enormous grasshoppers.

Greenwood CTC is home to beautiful women, gorgeous sunsets, and the biggest grass*hoppers this side of Missouri!

*Disclaimer- Grass as an entity does not, under normal circumstances, grow or exist in any form at Greenwood. However, "dirthoppers" is not a word.

dirthopper

A grasshopper in a place with no grass. Can be consumed raw or slow cooked on pavement.

At Greenwood CTC, dirthoppers are considered a delicacy.