Chair

Something you can grind your arse on at night when you're feeling lonely.

I like to grind on chairs :)

Amber

A fucking arsehole that always turns me on

You're an arsehole amber

YOU

A dumb fuck who is reading this right now, wondering what the hell went wrong in your life to make you come to somewhere as immature as the urban dictionary. Get back to school work fAgOt

You are an idiot

Klunk

When you shit in a vase and it makes a clunking sound.

*klunk* I just shat in a vase :)

Sophie

A bitch who sucks my dick

Sophie suck my dick