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From the White Wolf game series Vampire: The Masquerade. This is the name given to the eternal struggle of the Kindred to gain supremacy. There are few who are not affected by it. Armies, rulers and nations have all been pawns in this secret war the Kindred wage.
The Jyhad is a poisonous and manipulative dance, influencing mortals and kindred alike.
The way illiterate children who pretend they know what they are talking about spell "cannabis" because they are too goddamn retarded and arrogant to take the time to see if they got it right.
The fucktarded 15-year-old in 3rd grade handed his written assignment entitled "y canabis iz bad." He got put in the special kids' class shortly after.
God's most glorious gift to mankind: green, weed, bud, dope, pot, herb, grass, the great smoke-shit. This wonderful plant, when rolled into a joint, blunt or packed into a bowl etc., is the single most effective way to relax and be at ease known to man. It can be smoked from joints, blunts, pipes, bongs, hookahs, one-hitters, bubblers and indeed just about anytihng.
Stoner 1: Holy crap, I just made a bong out of a watermelon.
Stoner 2: *stares blankly* Dude wtf? How is that gonna work?
Stoner 1: Only one way to find out. Now stop being a bitch and pass me the reefer.
A pathetic, retarded five-year-old faggot that can't stop saying "Laudick," which is apparently the name of a family that he is homosexually obssessed with to the point of stalking them with both hands down his pants and making creepy phone calls where he does nothing but breathe heavily. Also, he knows ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING about religion, but like all egotistical, delusional and inbred infants, he thinks (assuming he is actually capable of thinking, which doesn't seem likely) he knows everything about a subject of which he couldn't know less about.
evil nemo: Laudick! Laudick Laudick Laudcik LAUDICK! LAUDICK!
Random Person: What teh hell is wrong with you?
evil nemo: ALL RELIGION ARE EVIL BECAUASE I SAID SO AND YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME! LAUDICK LAUDICK LAUDICK LAUDICK!
Random person: Fucktard....
A popular song by Afroman, but it's often mistakenly called "Colt 45" because most people that hear it are too fucking stupid to realize that just because he says "Colt 45" in the chorus that it doesn't mean that's the name of the song. They also seem to be incapable of looking at the back of the CD case to check the name of the song, which is generally a simple and effortless task.
Retard: Damn, homie. Colt 45 is a mothafuckin' TIGHT song!
Knowledgeable Person: Colt 45? Sorry, son, never heard of it. I've heard of Crazy Rap, though, if that's what you're trying to say....
Retard: Eh?
Knowledgeable Person: Retard....
The process of using a magnifying glass and the light of the sun to ignite marijuana. Usually only done by geeks and dumb kids too young to buy lighters, it is a cheap, albeit slow, method to get high.
Stoner #1: Dammit, me lighter be broken. Let's go do us some solar hits.
Stoner #2: But we don't have a magnifying glass.
Stoner #1: Son of a. . . .
To place some marijuana in a bowng, pipe, anything with a bowl and smoke it.
Hey man, let's pack one right here. I brought my new pipe.