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Any guy who goes into a bar with the intention to make friends with strangers, eventually sit at their table, have a few drinks, then sneak out early and put his drinks on the strangers' tab before they notice.
Random Guy: Hey guys, nice talking with ya! I've got to run, so I'm going to go pay my tab and be on my way.
Group of Strangers: All right! Take it easy!
(20 minutes later)
Stranger 1: Hey! That one guy put his drinks on my tab!!! WTF!!!!
Stranger 2: Oh shit. What a Joe York.
The deep unconscious state of mind from Americans and people around the world while they give Barack Hussein Obama cart blanch as president. This includes not taking the time to learn and research his stated agenda.
Vital signs include a glaze over the eyes upon hearing his name, frequent uses of the words "change" and "hope" when defending support of him, and reading tabloid magazines that praise his wife and kids.
Sources of this coma include Obama's ethnicity, youth, political party affiliation, and the fact he is not George W. Bush.
Meanwhile, his inauguration party cost more than $100 million, despite the $10 trillion in deficit that continues growing with all the "economic stimulus" plans.
He has no intention to reduce the size of the U.S. government or bring the troops home. He will continue implementing the Security and Prosperity Partnership to make North America one country.
The only change you're getting are three quarters in 2012 for every dollar we have today.
Obamacoma person: "Obama will bring change to South Africa, the Iraq, like such as."
Any other person: "Oh jeez. She must be in an Obamacoma."
This is a sexual act performed when a man masturbates on a woman's chest, but the catch is the man drools on her while he's standing over her.
The act is commonly performed among people of low intelligence who do not realize what is happening.
If the man is bald and is an alcoholic, it is then known as a Homer Simpson.
Clarence couldn't help it, nor did he realize, he had just successfully performed the Bell honeybun.
This person is such a big schmuck, that he or she will watch the movie "Super Size Me," a documentary about a man who eats McDonald's for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 30 days and nearly dies, and is turned on to eat McDonald's.
In other words, it is your fat friend (or you) who loves McDonald's so much that he or she will eat it at the drop of a hat. All you must do is say the word: McDonald's.
Clayton was at work and had a customer whose last name is McDonald. Within 10 minutes after dealing with his customer he drove to McDonald's and ordered a double quarter pounder meal with no onions and pickles. McDonald's.
Did you see a movie that proves McDonald's is not healthy to eat?
I bet you're hungry. If so, consider yourself a McIdiot.
1. High-Fructose Corn Syrup
2. "Holy Freaking Cow, Stop!"
1. HFCS is a refined sweetener made of corn. It causes a nerve ending in your brain to not detect when your stomach is full, which will lead to overeating. It also has a 1/3 chance of containing mercury.
2. HFCS, Dude!!!!
someone who tries to buy drugs in a web forum.
bradass87: yo sup any of u in greenville nc? my hookup got busted for $20k in smoke, desperate and lonely here
(meanwhile in pm)
thedudette: you see bradass? is he a narc?
victor: I think so. The ghetto slang looks suspicious.
thedudette: hmmm. looks like a zenjiro.
victor: Let's let him down easy so he doesn't troll us.
When someone is beyond just a normal "douche" bag, they are actually the equal to a Nazi douche bag from the World War II era. This term is typically reserved for douche bags on the political scale.
Voter: That Rick Perry is a Deutsch Bag.