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Boots or shoes with big tread resembling a waffle iron.
"It looks like someone stomped the victim to death. It looks like the were wearing Mikey Waffle Stompers, men's size 11."
To snuggle in bed, usually man behind woman.
______ = ARMS
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........|...= LEGS
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My husband and I 55 every morning for about 15 after the alarm goes off.
The half brother of your half brother or half sister. NO, not YOU or YOUR brother!
MIKE: Hey Honey, this is my bridge brother Alex.
HONEY: Your "bridge brother"? What, do you play bridge together?
MIKE: No. You remember my half brother, Steve?
HONEY: Yes.
MIKE: Well, Alex is Steve's half brother on his Mom's side of the family. So Alex and I are not "blood" brothers, so to speak, we're just related by the marriage and divorce and remarriage of our parents.
Since "regardLESS" means "WITHOUT regard" (ie "no matter what"), then "IRregardless" must mean "WITH regard" (ie "if that's okay").
HUSBAND: I'm going bowling with the guys tonight.
WIFE: No you're not; it's my mother's birthday; we're taking her out to dinner tonight.
HUSBAND: Well, I'm going bowling IRREGARDLESS.
WIFE: No! You will do what I say, or you won't get any for a month!
HUSBAND: What should I wear?
The December holiday season, composed of Hunukkah, Kwaanza and Christmas.
"Hanukwaristmas" flows a lot better than some of those other mixed up names!
"Jeb Bush it!" is an exclamation one yells out when one realizes that a contest has been rigged.
2000 Presidential Election ...
AL GORE: "Jeb Bush it!"
The type of man that all true Cowgirls look for...
...A Bucking Broncko is a man who likes to have sex lying on his back while a cowgirl rides his pony.