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The act of communicating with a female who speaks a foreign language by using your mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate her genitals.
"Mr. O'Donaghue, how did you persuade Mme. Ambassador to agree to the terms of the Treaty if she only speaks Swahili and French and no one at the Irish Embassy was available to translate?"
"My cunnilingua franca is not too bad I tell you. Not too bad at all."
Constipation induced by oxycontin.
"Get outta there butt sludge, I need to use the toilet. You've been in there all nite you hillbilly heroine-popping degenerate."
"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."
A male African-Romanian.
"My African-Romanian buddy is coming to town this weekend."
"How is the bromanian anyway?"
A parasitic pubic lice indigenous to the greater Boston area.
"After picking up that clinical research associate at the Red Sox game, I woke up with some fierce itching down there I tell you. What do you think the story is, fire ants?"
"Mate, sounds to me more like a case of Boston crabs".
An Americano is a style of coffee. A shot of espresso combined with hot water.
If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.
To the barrista - "May I have an Americano please?"
"Do you take it with milk sir?"
"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."
It's what you call it when a psychiatrist has an affair with an adult patient in their care.
Any shrink who gets caught banging their patient shouldn't have their license taken away for having a psychiatryst. They should be struck for being such a poor diagnostician.
A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.
After reading Peter Singer, his view of the world changed. It was a vegestalt shift.