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(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)
The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;
History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;
Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.
Anyone that shares a race of both Hispanic and Afghan origin.
That damn afghanispanic bitch messed up my order again!!
When a person has been eating pussy and their breath stinks.
(guy 1) "Dude! You got major Cameltosis... Have a breathmint!"
(guy 2) "sorry man, I picked up this bar-whore and she was dirty as shit."
A synonym for Fo Shizzle; For sure; Slang for agreeing with something or someone
When a woman's vagina is swollen from not using enough lube during rough sex; Tulip is an English Oronym for "two lip" or female genitalia in this case.
"Man look at my vagina! You gave me a Plump Tulip! Next time we need to use more lube!"
Abbreviation for Passion; When you hate something with a Passion
Oh god, I hate that with a pash!
1. Your Dad's wife and a person so vile as to be without any redeeming feature that you couldn't possibly call her a "mom".
2. A step mother who has ulterior motives; see gold digger.
Person A: "So I hear that your Step Mom took over your father's Will when he died."
Person B: "Step Cunt... Don't ever call her a Mom."