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The type of dump you take after a large Mexican meal.
After cinco de mayo Aaron took the biggest fajshita of his life
A friend who you welcome and accept but will ultimately betray you.
Alex: Hey thanks for letting me stay at your place!
Nate: No problem
Alex: I used your loofa to wash my balls
Nate: You're a real Frienedict Arnold
After going to the pump Carlos understood what 3 hours of anal gape must feel like
When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.
I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.
When you have so few fucks to give that you end up in fucks arrears and a lien is placed on you to obtain the next available fuck.
Adam: Hey you wanna go to the Imagine Dragons concert?
Nate: I’m going to end up with a fucks lien based on how much I care about that?
When you are in quarantine for 14 days and are so bored you end up just playing with yourself
Mike: 15 minutes into corona and chill and I scored!