rule 210

If it exists, it has a racist opposite.

White guy: Man, white people are the best!
Black guy: No they not nigga. Rule 210.

Rule -5

If you find this specific rule #, you are now being watched by the FBI. In order to not be taken away, you must follow rules 1-1000 for at least 2 years.

NO EXEPTIONS.

Man: there's a rule -5 on here?
*knock knock* FBI OPEN UP!!!!

rule 157

No one is allowed to fuck UNLESS they have the N-word pass, AND the chick is hot on a scale of 1 to 10.

Boy 1: Did you fuck her?
Boy 2: Nah. Rule 157 applies.
Boy 1: You dont have the N-word pass?

Rule 500 and 0

What does 500 and 0 make?
*mind blown*

Girl: what?
Boy: rule 500 and 0?
Girl: oh...

Rule -3

There can be only one man in an entire school that doesn't love ANYONE. Absolutely no one.

Boy: Love is overrated!
Boy 2: didn't someone else say that?
Boy: Uh...no!
Boy 3: Rule -3, bitch.

rule 164

If two friends of opposite genders are bored for over 5 minutes, they must engage in sexual intercourse.

No exeptions.

Girl: I'm bored. How long has it been?
Boy: 6 minutes.
Girl: rule 164. wanna fuck?

rule -2

Other definitions of rules dont count if it is not the first rule defined on the urban dictionary.

Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2