Down

Upn't

The sun went down

Qazav

A weird or unworldly idea; mostly negative.

"Man, putting ice cream on pizza is qazav!"

Doe

A female deer

Is the plural of doe, does?

upn't

The opposite of up

I accidentally used carbon dioxide instead of helium so now my balloon is going upn't

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The keyboard's alphabet

Guy 1: What's the letter on the keyboard in order?
Guy 2: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Listen

A thing people won't do when you have glasses

Guy with glasses: STOP!!! I'M NOT BLIND!!! PLEASE LISTEN!!!
Guy without glasses: How do you see?

Space Core

Me

I'm space core