24

1. No. of century's it's gonna take Toronto Maple Leafs to win The Stanley Cup.
2. 4 over 20
3. two four of beer (24 bottles)
4. TV show
5. 2 oz drank of a 2-6
6. XXIV

1. Fuckin Toronto Meat Loafs
2. 24
3. Yo man, gemmie a 2-4 of Budweiser
4. Jack Bauer Power Hour
5. I'm hammered man!!
Dude, You've had 2 oz of vodka... fuckin ass
6. Roman Numeral

it's no Katrina

It could have been worse.

Spence: man, i was bangin' my chick last nite, got up to piss, tripped over the dog and broke my boner.

Mike: dude that bites ass, but it's no Katrina

Smokers Luck

When it's winter above +0 C/+32 F. Perfect enough to have a smoke and not freeze your fuckin hands off.

Weather Man: ...and it should be a faboulus day outside, as we're expecting some smokers luck for all you cancer stick lung suckers.

Drigh

Pronounced: dry
To be high and drunk at the same time.

Spence: Hey man, let's get high!
Mike: No man, let's get drunk!
Pete: No guys, let's get drigh!!

brass

When you take a shit and it burns for the whole fuckin day

Pete: Dude what's wrong with you? You've been walkin funny all day.

Spence: Guy, I've had brass all day... give me a fuckin break!