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killing boots

Any footwear that has been worn by a person whilst that person killed another person(s).

My friend's uncle fought in World War II. He was wearing these very same boots when he shot another man to death. They're what I call my "killing boots"

by Steam Machine September 02, 2007


Dotcom Fucking Ruff

A common compilation of the three easiest phrases to pronounce when one is really really ticked off.

"God, I hate that electrician so so motherfucking much!. Ergg! Kurt. Cunt. Dotcom Fucking Ruff Motherfucking Dick Cunt Cuntscratching Fuck!!"

by Steam Machine February 09, 2008


Justice Cross

A glowstick in the shape of a cross. Christened so (pardon the pun) on account of the fact that Justice handed out glowsticks in the shape of crosses at all their concerts since the release of their first LP "Cross" in 2007.

"Hehe, you'd think they were handing out contraceptives. The Justice Crosses come in a bag that looks like a johnny packet."

by Steam Machine February 10, 2008


spurrier

verb (used with object) -- To leave a college football coaching job for the NFL, coach two years in the league, then return to college football with another school in the same division in the same conference as the school you left.

Nick Saban just spurriered LSU.

by Steam Machine January 03, 2007


Marble House

Like the phrase "marble town" is used to refer to a graveyard, 'marble house' is used to refer to a single grave. And like the term 'marble town' is used to comfort those who have lost a loved one, 'marble house' is an equally comforting euphemism. (Also, incidently, "Marble House" is a kickass song by Swedish band The Knife from their album 'Silent Shout').

"Don't worry Martha... James isn't really gone. He's just resting in his marble house. He's safe, Martha. I promise."

by Steam Machine February 09, 2008


Crude Oil

A very offensive reference to the blood of a black man.

"As you can see, Africa is a great resource of crude oil, which makes it one of the richest continents on Earth"

by Steam Machine February 07, 2008


Tidy Up

Somebody holding a deck of cards will offer to play "Tidy Up" and the gullible unsuspecting victim, thinking that this is a card game, will take up the offer. Then the person with the cards will throw the cards all over the floor and then order the victim to "tidy up". The game can also similarly be titled "Clean up", "Janitor", "Cleaner", or "Vaccuum".

Ross: "Wanna play Tidy Up?"
Deb: "How d'you play that?"
Ross: "I'll show you"
Deb: "Okay"
Ross throws the cards in his hand over the floor
Ross: "Tidy Up!"

by Steam Machine February 10, 2008