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Latex Love

Sex with a condom. Doesn't feel as great but it sure beats 18 years of child support.

Ready for some latex love, babe?

by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011


Catch 22

A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules

The following is a rather common Catch 22,

Conservatives usually claim one of two things about liberals:
1) They're so open-minded their brains have fallen out
2) They're close-minded hypocrites who are only tolerant of opinions they agree with.
Clearly, these two points of view cannot be reconciled. Therefore I've dubbed it the Anti-Liberal Catch-22.
I mean, which one is it then? Overly open minded idiots or closed-minded hypocrites?
Make up your minds, conservatives!

by Submitters of Words June 23, 2011


Calibfornia

An alternative name for the state of California.
Since the state is full of liberals, the name is appropriate.

Calibfornia is a nice place to visit, and maybe even live. My ultra-liberal cousins live there, and they're some pretty cool people, after all.

by Submitters of Words August 05, 2011


Antipasti

The FSM version of the antichrist

Also known as "antipasta".

The antipasti will surely doom us all...

by Submitters of Words April 10, 2011


Antipasti

The FSM version of the antichrist

Also known as "antipasta".

The antipasti will surely doom us all...

by Submitters of Words April 10, 2011


Reincarnation

Would be very cool if there was a way for it to actually work.

I'd take reincarnation over eternal boredom/torture any day of the week.

by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011


Conservative Takeover

The incredible shift to the right this website is currently undergoing. Historically, most of the authors here have tended to lean left-wing or libertarian. But it's changing.

Evolution, an established scientific theory, is now ridiculed.

The front page for Liberal is now under attack by angry, frustrated right wingers.

Abortion has undergone similar attacks.

Don't even bother with the page for Barack Obama.

The liberals on this site need to wake up, we're getting buried.

Conservative Takeover

It's not all that bad, though. Global warming is now frequented more by people who know what the hell they're talking about. Pages like God and Bible are still clearly dominated by the non-religious too.

by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011