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A sloppy herpes infested sister blister
I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver
When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity
Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong
A well seasoned whore with stretch marks on her lips
Keep an eye out cause theres a gaspergoo next door who will suck yer dick off!
The offspring produced when bigfoot pinned alleycats mom to the only pine tree amongst the redwoods in oregon and had his way with her
Alleycat is a hybrid lowlife
The act of raising or tending to Local whores
Tom specializes in whordiculture
She tried to sand my face off with her whisker biscuit
The substance excreted from between a south Texas meth whores legs after she's had a wagon train ran on her.
Stokes slipped in some south Texas clam chowder last night!