Ass Bear

1. A douche bag

2. A flaming homosexual

3. A bear coming out of your ass

1. That ass bear stole my money! imma fuck him up!

2. TJ: Man, Josh is such an ass bear, he came onto me yesterday
Josh: WTF you say bitch?
TJ: what? when i say somethin? dont kill me....
Josh: thats what i thought ass bear

3:That ass bear scared the shit out of me... i was takin a shit, and it growled... and it was furry...

editor'd

When you submit a word to Urbandictionary.com that you feel complies with the rules established by Urbandictionary.com, but it gets rejected anyway.

User: What's wrong with my word? i thought it worked
Editor: Obviously not if I didnt publish it.
Random Guy: dayum dude, you just got editor'd
Random Idiot: HAHA YOU SAID TURD!

cunt biscuit

1. one who is a dirty bitch
2. cunt rag
3. dick mongler
4. just a plain old cunt biscuit
5. all of the above

1-5. Josh's ex-girlfriend is a cunt biscuit

mmop

Massive Multiplayer Online Porn

Last night i was player some mmop with who i thought was a hot girl, but as usual, it was my 40 year old math teacher....

floppy passion

A passion in which you are overly excited

Josh and TJ loved raping people with a floppy passion.

'mute'

Someone who displays the characteristics of being a mute, but are fully capable of talking, they just dont because they:

1. are shy

2. have nothing to say

3. hate everyone around them and are slowly plotting their peer's destruction

Dude 1: hey kid wassup?
'mute': ...
Dude 1: What, are you mute?
'mute': ...
Dude 2: Yea, he's 'mute'
Dude 1: Really? He cant talk?
Dude 2: I said he's 'mute', not mute.
Dude 1: ... wuh?
Dude 2: Y'know, 'mu-, wait, i'll just text you it.
Dude 1 (receives text): OH