A now useless form of entertainment
You like books?! You should have real fun and watch TV and play video games! No one has the right to tell people what fun to have! (Mine was just a suggestion.) Those annoying grown-ups have to stop telling us to read instead!!!!!!!!
Something you either have been, are, or will be.
Stop fucking adolescents! Look up and you'll know why.
Elusive young people that are giving most kids a bad name.
Most kids totally kick ass! Don't let brats ruin that.
Dandelions spread faster than SARS, but everyone thinks it goes at a googolplex miles per hour.